Makeup is a touchy thing. It has the power to make someone’s face clear up and look as perfect as ever when you need it to be. And when its done right, it looks natural and casual. However, girls invariably do the exact opposite that the makeup is trying to cover-up, by creating something even more disgusting [...]
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Please Don’t Wear Makeup That Looks Bad, i.e. Most Makeup
Posted in America, Common Sense, How To, Jerk, Please Don't, Stupidity, Woman, tagged 8am class, don't, girls, Makeup, mascara, ugly, wear, women on March 10, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Please Don’t Show Me Your Ass Crack
Posted in America, Common Sense, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Ass Crack, Common Sense, stupid on March 7, 2008 | 25 Comments »
Its not an attractive thing in part, but as a whole it can be a very enjoyable experience. Lets keep it at that and preserve its integrity. And a real classic after the jump…
How To Be a Jerk: Merging Correctly
Posted in America, Driving, How To, Jerk, Road Rage, Stupidity, tagged Driving, Freeways, How To, Jerk, los angeles, Merging, Road Rage on March 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Let’s start with the facts that we know: You are entitled to nothing. You do not have special privileges, nor is there any reason why you would gain an upper hand and driving is no exception. Especially in Los Angeles and other commuter cities where you will sometimes need something from someone else, i.e. room to merge. [...]
People Who Write Words in Shorthand by Removing Vowels or Using Acronyms Suck
Posted in America, Cell Phones, Common Sense, Random Hatred, Stupidity on March 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Something happened when being a part Generation-Y, met the simple act of text messaging using a cellular 10 key. People really seemed to see the connection between being really young, hip and cool and then texting that way too and they pushed to create an extreme way to talk to each other. I’m apparently not [...]
Stadium Giveaways Inherently Suck
Posted in America, Dodgers, Fans, Money, Random Hatred, sports on March 5, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I like free stuff. I also like sports. I especially like free stuff when I go and watch sports. When i paid $15 just to park, I want to get a little something back in return. The Los Angeles Dodgers, my beloved bums who hail on Chavez Ravine have announced roughly 35 in game promotions [...]
Ticketmaster is Useless
Posted in America, How To, Money, Random Hatred, tagged craigslist, Live nation, mlb, nfl, sports, super bowl, Ticketmaster, tickets on March 5, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Ticketmaster has become only a sufficient way to get crappy seats. I get tired in knowing that there is no real genuine way to get good seats to any event be it sporting events or concerts when ordered through Ticketmaster. Even the promise of waking up on a sunny saturday morning, hopping on at 10AM [...]
Link: The “Blog” of Unnecessary “Quotation Marks”
Posted in America, Link, Stupidity, tagged Blogs, Link on March 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I found this site a few weeks ago and it definitely fits in the mold of common annoyances and the extent to which the human mind can surprise you. Truly a fun read for those who want a good laugh. The Blog of Unnecessary Quotation Marks (Photo Cred)
Oh I’m Sorry, But Rex Didn’t Feel Like Waiting In The Cold.
Posted in America, Money, tagged America, WaMu on March 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
American Cheese is not Real Cheese
Posted in America, Restaurants, tagged American, Cheese, In N Out Burger, Wikipedia on March 4, 2008 | 11 Comments »
American cheese is not cheese. American Cheese is the Geo Metro of cheeses, the Long Beach Ice Dogs of cheeses, the Popov of cheeses. Its a borderline substitute when nothing else is available. Its the lowest common denominator of a product as varied as wine. Charles Shaw even has specific batches that actually come out [...]
White Trash Army Guys Suck
Posted in America, Armed Forces, tagged America, Army, Government, Mike Vick on March 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
And I’m trying to bring these people home? If you are a dog fan or rather a fan of animals in general – you will NOT want to watch this. Soldier Throws Dog off Cliff Thanks Karin!
