I really try hard to not be judgmental, but when I hear someone openly convey their desire to listen to U2, I find it hard to trust them with making popcorn in the microwave. What other shitty decisions are they making in their life? I’m not sticking around to find out. Maybe its just me. [...]
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U2 Sucks
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, music, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged America, music, popular culture, rant, U2 on July 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Save Us All The Pain and Annoyance and Use Vibrate.
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Cell Phones, email, Itunes, rant, Ringtone, sms, text, Vibrate on June 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It doesn’t matter what song it is – it still sucks. Even if its a cool little jingle of bells and whistles – I don’t want to hear it, and no one else does either. Whatever song you choose will be annoying after hearing the same 30 second excerpt over and over and over again, [...]
Abercrombie & Fitch Stores are as Close to Hell as You’re Gonna Get.
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Abercrombie, Clothing, Fitch, Random Hatred, rant, style on June 24, 2008 | 3 Comments »
We had to deal with a little bit of stuff in the past few months – but at least we are stocked with hatred until the next millennia. Let us recommence with our favorite store in the mall we love to walk by and attempt to comprehend its customers, employees, corporate officers, clothing designers, and [...]
Please Don’t STOP Your Car In the Middle of the Freeway TO EXCHANGE INSURANCE INFORMATION!
Posted in America, Common Sense, Driving, Jerk, Please Don't, Road Rage, tagged freeway, gridlock, highway, insurance., Pissed off, rant, Road Rage on March 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
If you ever get into an accident on the freeway, DO NOT stop your car in the middle of the lane and get out on the 5-lane interstate to look at the damage and trade insurance information. PULL OVER! Apparently the act of being hit by a car, or multiple cars, is not as important [...]
Please Don’t Wear Makeup That Looks Bad, i.e. Most Makeup
Posted in America, Common Sense, How To, Jerk, Please Don't, Stupidity, Woman, tagged 8am class, don't, girls, Makeup, mascara, ugly, wear, women on March 10, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Makeup is a touchy thing. It has the power to make someone’s face clear up and look as perfect as ever when you need it to be. And when its done right, it looks natural and casual. However, girls invariably do the exact opposite that the makeup is trying to cover-up, by creating something even more disgusting [...]
How To Be A Jerk: Messing With The Restaurant Hostess
Posted in How To, Jerk, Random Hatred, Restaurants, tagged disclaimer, Hostess, How To, humor, Jerk, Restaurants, sarcasm on March 7, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Disclaimer: Doing any of these things could result in you NOT getting a table at all. Be aware of this and make the correct accommodations for other dinner arrangements if need be. You are acting like an asshole and as a result, expect to be treated like one in the likely event someone isn’t appreciating your humor [...]
How To Be a Jerk: Merging Correctly
Posted in America, Driving, How To, Jerk, Road Rage, Stupidity, tagged Driving, Freeways, How To, Jerk, los angeles, Merging, Road Rage on March 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Let’s start with the facts that we know: You are entitled to nothing. You do not have special privileges, nor is there any reason why you would gain an upper hand and driving is no exception. Especially in Los Angeles and other commuter cities where you will sometimes need something from someone else, i.e. room to merge. [...]
