It doesn’t matter what song it is – it still sucks. Even if its a cool little jingle of bells and whistles – I don’t want to hear it, and no one else does either. Whatever song you choose will be annoying after hearing the same 30 second excerpt over and over and over again, [...]
Archive for the ‘Please Don’t’ Category
Save Us All The Pain and Annoyance and Use Vibrate.
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Cell Phones, email, Itunes, rant, Ringtone, sms, text, Vibrate on June 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
People with MySpace Pages that give you Seizures
Posted in America, Common Sense, How To, MySpace, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged 420, epilepsy, facebook, god, lsd, music, MySpace, seizure on April 3, 2008 | 3 Comments »
IF you choose to use Myspace, it’s only really good for one thing: finding out which people are not worth your time. Countless times i’ve found myself clicking on a new friend’s page, and being unable to read anything, because the person put some image in the background that is so detailed, you can’t even [...]
Please Don’t STOP Your Car In the Middle of the Freeway TO EXCHANGE INSURANCE INFORMATION!
Posted in America, Common Sense, Driving, Jerk, Please Don't, Road Rage, tagged freeway, gridlock, highway, insurance., Pissed off, rant, Road Rage on March 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
If you ever get into an accident on the freeway, DO NOT stop your car in the middle of the lane and get out on the 5-lane interstate to look at the damage and trade insurance information. PULL OVER! Apparently the act of being hit by a car, or multiple cars, is not as important [...]
No One Looks Good in Crocs
Posted in America, Clothing, Common Sense, Grooming, Please Don't, Stupidity, tagged Crocs, dignity, dumbass, Pissed off, rant, stupid, ugly on March 13, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Welcome to 2008 where it’s important to have dignity. Any place that sells these is making money on stupidity. There only acceptable use is to tell us who to avoid. Even if you got them for free, throw them away, and rejoin society where most of us aware of what is a shoe, and what [...]
Please Don’t Use Axe Body Spray and Save Us a Future of Cancer
Posted in 420, America, Common Sense, Grooming, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, Woman, tagged 420, advertising, axe, body spray, cancer, consumer, fragrance, men, Pissed off, rant, women on March 12, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Put it down and stop being a consumer. Women don’t make sexual decisions based purely on scent – the gym tells us this. There isn’t a place on this world where the scent of a man out-values that of his wealth, charm, looks, or social class, let alone a scent purchased for less than a [...]
Please Don’t Wear Makeup That Looks Bad, i.e. Most Makeup
Posted in America, Common Sense, How To, Jerk, Please Don't, Stupidity, Woman, tagged 8am class, don't, girls, Makeup, mascara, ugly, wear, women on March 10, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Makeup is a touchy thing. It has the power to make someone’s face clear up and look as perfect as ever when you need it to be. And when its done right, it looks natural and casual. However, girls invariably do the exact opposite that the makeup is trying to cover-up, by creating something even more disgusting [...]
Please Don’t Show Me Your Ass Crack
Posted in America, Common Sense, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Ass Crack, Common Sense, stupid on March 7, 2008 | 25 Comments »
Its not an attractive thing in part, but as a whole it can be a very enjoyable experience. Lets keep it at that and preserve its integrity. And a real classic after the jump…
Please Don’t Try to Imitate Daniel Day-Lewis
Posted in Common Sense, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity on March 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It doesn’t matter. There’s no reasonable excuse. I’m sure you sound just like him, and im sure your accent is dead on and I know you know you can say it perfectly. I know he was incredible in it and it was such a great setting in the bowling alley. I know you’re friend [...]
