I really try hard to not be judgmental, but when I hear someone openly convey their desire to listen to U2, I find it hard to trust them with making popcorn in the microwave. What other shitty decisions are they making in their life? I’m not sticking around to find out. Maybe its just me. [...]
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U2 Sucks
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, music, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged America, music, popular culture, rant, U2 on July 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Save Us All The Pain and Annoyance and Use Vibrate.
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Cell Phones, email, Itunes, rant, Ringtone, sms, text, Vibrate on June 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It doesn’t matter what song it is – it still sucks. Even if its a cool little jingle of bells and whistles – I don’t want to hear it, and no one else does either. Whatever song you choose will be annoying after hearing the same 30 second excerpt over and over and over again, [...]
Abercrombie & Fitch Stores are as Close to Hell as You’re Gonna Get.
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Abercrombie, Clothing, Fitch, Random Hatred, rant, style on June 24, 2008 | 3 Comments »
We had to deal with a little bit of stuff in the past few months – but at least we are stocked with hatred until the next millennia. Let us recommence with our favorite store in the mall we love to walk by and attempt to comprehend its customers, employees, corporate officers, clothing designers, and [...]
People with MySpace Pages that give you Seizures
Posted in America, Common Sense, How To, MySpace, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged 420, epilepsy, facebook, god, lsd, music, MySpace, seizure on April 3, 2008 | 3 Comments »
IF you choose to use Myspace, it’s only really good for one thing: finding out which people are not worth your time. Countless times i’ve found myself clicking on a new friend’s page, and being unable to read anything, because the person put some image in the background that is so detailed, you can’t even [...]
Please Don’t Use Axe Body Spray and Save Us a Future of Cancer
Posted in 420, America, Common Sense, Grooming, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, Woman, tagged 420, advertising, axe, body spray, cancer, consumer, fragrance, men, Pissed off, rant, women on March 12, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Put it down and stop being a consumer. Women don’t make sexual decisions based purely on scent – the gym tells us this. There isn’t a place on this world where the scent of a man out-values that of his wealth, charm, looks, or social class, let alone a scent purchased for less than a [...]
Please Don’t Use Bathroom Sprays
Posted in Dodgers, Fans, How To, Link, Money, Random Hatred, Uncategorized, tagged Bathroom, glide, odor, Pissed off, rant, Sprays on March 11, 2008 | 5 Comments »
There is a major common misconception that people have with trying to mask a specific odor and in most cases this odor is that of Shit. What people don’t realize is that these sprays in fact do the opposite of what their intended purpose is to be – masking other odors with a pleasant smell [...]
How To Be A Jerk: Messing With The Restaurant Hostess
Posted in How To, Jerk, Random Hatred, Restaurants, tagged disclaimer, Hostess, How To, humor, Jerk, Restaurants, sarcasm on March 7, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Disclaimer: Doing any of these things could result in you NOT getting a table at all. Be aware of this and make the correct accommodations for other dinner arrangements if need be. You are acting like an asshole and as a result, expect to be treated like one in the likely event someone isn’t appreciating your humor [...]
Please Don’t Show Me Your Ass Crack
Posted in America, Common Sense, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Ass Crack, Common Sense, stupid on March 7, 2008 | 25 Comments »
Its not an attractive thing in part, but as a whole it can be a very enjoyable experience. Lets keep it at that and preserve its integrity. And a real classic after the jump…
Please Don’t Try to Imitate Daniel Day-Lewis
Posted in Common Sense, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity on March 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It doesn’t matter. There’s no reasonable excuse. I’m sure you sound just like him, and im sure your accent is dead on and I know you know you can say it perfectly. I know he was incredible in it and it was such a great setting in the bowling alley. I know you’re friend [...]
People Who Write Words in Shorthand by Removing Vowels or Using Acronyms Suck
Posted in America, Cell Phones, Common Sense, Random Hatred, Stupidity on March 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Something happened when being a part Generation-Y, met the simple act of text messaging using a cellular 10 key. People really seemed to see the connection between being really young, hip and cool and then texting that way too and they pushed to create an extreme way to talk to each other. I’m apparently not [...]
