I really try hard to not be judgmental, but when I hear someone openly convey their desire to listen to U2, I find it hard to trust them with making popcorn in the microwave. What other shitty decisions are they making in their life? I’m not sticking around to find out. Maybe its just me. [...]
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U2 Sucks
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, music, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged America, music, popular culture, rant, U2 on July 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Save Us All The Pain and Annoyance and Use Vibrate.
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Cell Phones, email, Itunes, rant, Ringtone, sms, text, Vibrate on June 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It doesn’t matter what song it is – it still sucks. Even if its a cool little jingle of bells and whistles – I don’t want to hear it, and no one else does either. Whatever song you choose will be annoying after hearing the same 30 second excerpt over and over and over again, [...]
Abercrombie & Fitch Stores are as Close to Hell as You’re Gonna Get.
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Abercrombie, Clothing, Fitch, Random Hatred, rant, style on June 24, 2008 | 3 Comments »
We had to deal with a little bit of stuff in the past few months – but at least we are stocked with hatred until the next millennia. Let us recommence with our favorite store in the mall we love to walk by and attempt to comprehend its customers, employees, corporate officers, clothing designers, and [...]
People with MySpace Pages that give you Seizures
Posted in America, Common Sense, How To, MySpace, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged 420, epilepsy, facebook, god, lsd, music, MySpace, seizure on April 3, 2008 | 3 Comments »
IF you choose to use Myspace, it’s only really good for one thing: finding out which people are not worth your time. Countless times i’ve found myself clicking on a new friend’s page, and being unable to read anything, because the person put some image in the background that is so detailed, you can’t even [...]
No One Looks Good in Crocs
Posted in America, Clothing, Common Sense, Grooming, Please Don't, Stupidity, tagged Crocs, dignity, dumbass, Pissed off, rant, stupid, ugly on March 13, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Welcome to 2008 where it’s important to have dignity. Any place that sells these is making money on stupidity. There only acceptable use is to tell us who to avoid. Even if you got them for free, throw them away, and rejoin society where most of us aware of what is a shoe, and what [...]
Please Don’t Use Axe Body Spray and Save Us a Future of Cancer
Posted in 420, America, Common Sense, Grooming, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, Woman, tagged 420, advertising, axe, body spray, cancer, consumer, fragrance, men, Pissed off, rant, women on March 12, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Put it down and stop being a consumer. Women don’t make sexual decisions based purely on scent – the gym tells us this. There isn’t a place on this world where the scent of a man out-values that of his wealth, charm, looks, or social class, let alone a scent purchased for less than a [...]
Please Don’t Wear Makeup That Looks Bad, i.e. Most Makeup
Posted in America, Common Sense, How To, Jerk, Please Don't, Stupidity, Woman, tagged 8am class, don't, girls, Makeup, mascara, ugly, wear, women on March 10, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Makeup is a touchy thing. It has the power to make someone’s face clear up and look as perfect as ever when you need it to be. And when its done right, it looks natural and casual. However, girls invariably do the exact opposite that the makeup is trying to cover-up, by creating something even more disgusting [...]
Please Don’t Show Me Your Ass Crack
Posted in America, Common Sense, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Ass Crack, Common Sense, stupid on March 7, 2008 | 25 Comments »
Its not an attractive thing in part, but as a whole it can be a very enjoyable experience. Lets keep it at that and preserve its integrity. And a real classic after the jump…
How To Be a Jerk: Merging Correctly
Posted in America, Driving, How To, Jerk, Road Rage, Stupidity, tagged Driving, Freeways, How To, Jerk, los angeles, Merging, Road Rage on March 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Let’s start with the facts that we know: You are entitled to nothing. You do not have special privileges, nor is there any reason why you would gain an upper hand and driving is no exception. Especially in Los Angeles and other commuter cities where you will sometimes need something from someone else, i.e. room to merge. [...]
Please Don’t Try to Imitate Daniel Day-Lewis
Posted in Common Sense, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity on March 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It doesn’t matter. There’s no reasonable excuse. I’m sure you sound just like him, and im sure your accent is dead on and I know you know you can say it perfectly. I know he was incredible in it and it was such a great setting in the bowling alley. I know you’re friend [...]
