I really try hard to not be judgmental, but when I hear someone openly convey their desire to listen to U2, I find it hard to trust them with making popcorn in the microwave. What other shitty decisions are they making in their life? I’m not sticking around to find out. Maybe its just me. [...]
Posts Tagged ‘rant’
U2 Sucks
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, music, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged America, music, popular culture, rant, U2 on July 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Save Us All The Pain and Annoyance and Use Vibrate.
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Cell Phones, email, Itunes, rant, Ringtone, sms, text, Vibrate on June 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
It doesn’t matter what song it is – it still sucks. Even if its a cool little jingle of bells and whistles – I don’t want to hear it, and no one else does either. Whatever song you choose will be annoying after hearing the same 30 second excerpt over and over and over again, [...]
Abercrombie & Fitch Stores are as Close to Hell as You’re Gonna Get.
Posted in America, Common Sense, Jerk, Random Hatred, Stupidity, tagged Abercrombie, Clothing, Fitch, Random Hatred, rant, style on June 24, 2008 | 3 Comments »
We had to deal with a little bit of stuff in the past few months – but at least we are stocked with hatred until the next millennia. Let us recommence with our favorite store in the mall we love to walk by and attempt to comprehend its customers, employees, corporate officers, clothing designers, and [...]
Please Don’t STOP Your Car In the Middle of the Freeway TO EXCHANGE INSURANCE INFORMATION!
Posted in America, Common Sense, Driving, Jerk, Please Don't, Road Rage, tagged freeway, gridlock, highway, insurance., Pissed off, rant, Road Rage on March 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
If you ever get into an accident on the freeway, DO NOT stop your car in the middle of the lane and get out on the 5-lane interstate to look at the damage and trade insurance information. PULL OVER! Apparently the act of being hit by a car, or multiple cars, is not as important [...]
No One Looks Good in Crocs
Posted in America, Clothing, Common Sense, Grooming, Please Don't, Stupidity, tagged Crocs, dignity, dumbass, Pissed off, rant, stupid, ugly on March 13, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Welcome to 2008 where it’s important to have dignity. Any place that sells these is making money on stupidity. There only acceptable use is to tell us who to avoid. Even if you got them for free, throw them away, and rejoin society where most of us aware of what is a shoe, and what [...]
Please Don’t Use Axe Body Spray and Save Us a Future of Cancer
Posted in 420, America, Common Sense, Grooming, Please Don't, Random Hatred, Stupidity, Woman, tagged 420, advertising, axe, body spray, cancer, consumer, fragrance, men, Pissed off, rant, women on March 12, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Put it down and stop being a consumer. Women don’t make sexual decisions based purely on scent – the gym tells us this. There isn’t a place on this world where the scent of a man out-values that of his wealth, charm, looks, or social class, let alone a scent purchased for less than a [...]
Hall of Fame Hate: George Carlin’s Guys Named Todd
Posted in America, George Carlin, Hall of Fame Hate, tagged Carlin, George, Hall of Fame, Hate, Pissed off, rant, Todd on March 12, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Each week, one of our Hall of Fame Haters will have one of their most appreciated bits, lyrics, rants, and videos on display so others can begin the education of these great comedians; or more appropriately, revolutionaries. This week: George Carlin’s bit on Guys Named Todd: As always, you can purchase this CD via this [...]
Please Don’t Use Bathroom Sprays
Posted in Dodgers, Fans, How To, Link, Money, Random Hatred, Uncategorized, tagged Bathroom, glide, odor, Pissed off, rant, Sprays on March 11, 2008 | 5 Comments »
There is a major common misconception that people have with trying to mask a specific odor and in most cases this odor is that of Shit. What people don’t realize is that these sprays in fact do the opposite of what their intended purpose is to be – masking other odors with a pleasant smell [...]
